Swear words- I don’t often use swear words but I’m so angry there are no words to describe my anger so I am using unladylike language.

Fullstops.- TOO OBVIOUS. If you receive fullstops and you are acting like everything normal then you must be really stupid.

K- This single letter means you’re in trouble. If a fullstop follows it you’re in even bigger trouble. ‘Nuff said.

Whatever- Fuck you. As simple as that.

I don’t care- I do care. And you better care too.

Don’t worry, it’s alright- Start worrying. No it’s not alright. You better do some grovelling.

Let’s just leave it it’s fine- 1) Yes, we should leave it. Mainly because your idiocy is PISSING ME OFF. And I no longer want to discuss our conversation because I’m getting very frustrated trying to explain it to you. 2) IT’S NOT FINE. And if you take my words as it is “let’s leave it” and actually leave it, you’re in big trouble buddy.

K fine then, do whatever you want- Dangerous words a girl can use. Basically means I’m sick of this and I’ve had enough. Fuck you, if you do whatever you want, you’re asking me to break your legs.

Every girl can willingly nod their head to at least one point on this list. A girl will say a lot of things when she’s angry especially things she doesn’t mean. Sometimes she’s not aware of them but most of the time she is. She is using reverse psychology on you to see if you care enough to pick up the hints. Basically if you pissed off a girl, try to firstly figure out what you did wrong(duh!). Don’t sit there and pity yourself or get mad at the girl in return. COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY! Talk about it to her and be intelligent. Put yourself in her position and try to understand her point of view. Work through it together and apologize. After that grovel and shower her with flowers and kisses and shopping sprees :$! Only kidding! A girl will be satisfied with the fact that you were mature and acknowledged her. We just want you to understand why we were mad, be truly sorry for it and not repeat the same mistake again. If you can do that then that’s simply enough! :)